[技术娱乐]How to make love

小眼镜在群里发了这么一段：

#nmake love

Microsoft (R) Program Maintenance Utility Version 8.00.50727.42
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.

NMAKE : fatal error U1073: don't know how to make 'love'
Stop.

看样子是用Visual Studio.net 2005生成的。我觉得好玩，搞了一个大全：

BorlandCBuilder6Bin>make love
MAKE Version 5.2  Copyright (c) 1987, 2000 Borland
Fatal: 'love' does not exist - don't know how to make it

BorlandDelphi7Bin>make love
MAKE Version 5.2  Copyright (c) 1987, 1998 Inprise Corp.
Fatal: Unable to open makefile

BorlandBDS4.0Bin>make love
MAKE Version 5.2  Copyright (c) 1987, 2000 Borland
Fatal: Unable to open makefile

VS.NET 2003Vc7bin>nmake love

Microsoft (R) 程序维护实用工具 7.10.3077 版
版权所有 (C) Microsoft Corporation。保留所有权利。

NMAKE : fatal error U1073: 不知道如何生成“love”
Stop.

（下面这个是FreeBSD 6.0）

$ make love
make: don't know how to make love. Stop

raptor@ubuntu:/$ make love
bash: make: command not found

纯属娱乐。^O^